The Tumbling Dot
wired:


I liked one of my cousin’s updates, which he had re-shared from Joe Kennedy, and was subsequently beseiged with Kennedys to like (plus a Clinton and a Shriver). I liked Hootsuite. I liked The New York Times, I liked Coupon Clipinista. I liked something from a friend I haven’t spoken to in 20 years—something about her kid, camp and a snake. I liked Amazon. I liked fucking Kohl’s. I liked Kohl’s for you.
My News Feed took on an entirely new character in a surprisingly short amount of time. After checking in and liking a bunch of stuff over the course of an hour, there were no human beings in my feed anymore. It became about brands and messaging, rather than humans with messages.

MORE: I Liked Everything I Saw on Facebook for Two Days. Here’s What It Did to Me

wired:

I liked one of my cousin’s updates, which he had re-shared from Joe Kennedy, and was subsequently beseiged with Kennedys to like (plus a Clinton and a Shriver). I liked Hootsuite. I liked The New York Times, I liked Coupon Clipinista. I liked something from a friend I haven’t spoken to in 20 years—something about her kid, camp and a snake. I liked Amazon. I liked fucking Kohl’s. I liked Kohl’s for you.

My News Feed took on an entirely new character in a surprisingly short amount of time. After checking in and liking a bunch of stuff over the course of an hour, there were no human beings in my feed anymore. It became about brands and messaging, rather than humans with messages.

MORE: I Liked Everything I Saw on Facebook for Two Days. Here’s What It Did to Me

laughingsquid:

Restaurant Offers Discounts If Customers Order Food in the Voice of or Dress Up as TV Show & Movie Characters
brooklynmutt:

"Gotta tip my hat to the Fox bookers on landing what is basically their viewers’ cartoon image of a union worker." - @BrianMontopoli

brooklynmutt:

"Gotta tip my hat to the Fox bookers on landing what is basically their viewers’ cartoon image of a union worker." - @BrianMontopoli

shortformblog:

brooklynmutt:

“Aaaaaaaand we’re done here @CNN.” - @Brandon_Borders

Broken news

shortformblog:

brooklynmutt:

“Aaaaaaaand we’re done here @CNN.” - @Brandon_Borders

Broken news

queennubian:

brokeymcpoverty:

oneandonlyjay:

weian-fu:

weian-fu:

morphineandcookies:

killakrys:

cemone-nicole:

powercunt:

allybis:

pinkinferno:

em-urg-ingmind:

cannabitchcunt:

emibaddx3:


you can be my black cake boss tonight.

Let’s have a toast for the pastry bags.

everybody knows i’m a motherfucking froster

No one man should have all that POWDER

Yo Kanye, I’m real happy for you and your Christmas cookies and Imma let you finish but um. Martha Stewart has some of the best frosted sugar cookies of all time.

I’m a-glazing, I’m the reason, That my block smells so sweet this evening
These are frosted, Time to eat them, Don’t you even think about leaving
No matter what you’ll never make food so sweet, sugar as far as the eyes can see
I’M A-GLAZING.

I gotta testify, I make the best cookies, my cakes are fly…, before the day I fry, I’ma bake a pie

Back when they they thought pillsbury would hurt the pot, before Martha was on lock, the oven door closed, I felt like Gordon Ramsey, the kitchen was too hot. Now lets bake…take em back in the day, I was fucking up my creme brulee, any other Chef couldn’t compare to me,shut your face before you deflate my souffle!

Excuse me? Was you sayin somethin?
UH UNH YOU CAN’T SMELL MY STUFFIN

Gossip, gossip, kiddies just stop it. Everybody know i’m a muhfuggin baker.Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sirIma need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sirBake shit, cakes and cookies, I make itEverybody know i’m a muhfuggin baker.Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sirIma need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir

 LMFAO these captions


Was you baking something? Nah uh it don’t compare to my muffins.

YO, I’m crying laughin!

LAAAAAAA LAAAA LA-LA WAIT TIL I GET MY MUFFINS RIGHT!

I had to. Tears, real tears.

I will leave y’all with this.

someone help me please. these tears just keep falling.
*they all get follows*

I LOVE ALL OF YOU

THESE COMMENTS ARE SO QUALITY LMAOA+ FOR EVERYONE

She don’t believe in shooting stars,
but she believes in toffee bars,
pastries with cream compartments,
mixers from the store’s department,
Sunbeam the best to stir shit,
I’m more of a fan of the immersion one 
Order the standup, handheld together
straight out the pages of William-Sonoma
And they baking so evenly
why can’t cakes always be this easy?
Kitchen’s warm but my fan is so breezy,
Timer goes off like ‘where are you yeezy?’
Try to modify an old recipe,
add a little splash of vanilla extract, see?
It adds a nice zing,
Cool 45 minutes before you put on icing


I… I forgot about this post lol

I love tumblr

we bakin up a brand new pastryadd a little cream to itwhip it better than anybody you ever seen do itbake at 380add some icing to itthis cake nasty as hell, what did you do to it?
no one cake should have all that flourit shoulda cooked about another hourstart siftin & add some baking powderlittle debbies is much better than ours

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT FLOUR!!!!!!!!!

queennubian:

brokeymcpoverty:

oneandonlyjay:

weian-fu:

weian-fu:

morphineandcookies:

killakrys:

cemone-nicole:

powercunt:

allybis:

pinkinferno:

em-urg-ingmind:

cannabitchcunt:

emibaddx3:

you can be my black cake boss tonight.

Let’s have a toast for the pastry bags.

everybody knows i’m a motherfucking froster

No one man should have all that POWDER

Yo Kanye, I’m real happy for you and your Christmas cookies and Imma let you finish but um. Martha Stewart has some of the best frosted sugar cookies of all time.

I’m a-glazing, I’m the reason, That my block smells so sweet this evening

These are frosted, Time to eat them, Don’t you even think about leaving

No matter what you’ll never make food so sweet, sugar as far as the eyes can see

I’M A-GLAZING.

I gotta testify, I make the best cookies, my cakes are fly…, before the day I fry, I’ma bake a pie

Back when they they thought pillsbury would hurt the pot, before Martha was on lock, the oven door closed, I felt like Gordon Ramsey, the kitchen was too hot. Now lets bake…take em back in the day, I was fucking up my creme brulee, any other Chef couldn’t compare to me,shut your face before you deflate my souffle!

Excuse me? Was you sayin somethin?

UH UNH YOU CAN’T SMELL MY STUFFIN

Gossip, gossip, kiddies just stop it. Everybody know i’m a muhfuggin baker.
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir
Bake shit, cakes and cookies, I make it
Everybody know i’m a muhfuggin baker.
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir
Ima need to see ya fuggin hands off the cake, sir

 LMFAO these captions

Was you baking something? Nah uh it don’t compare to my muffins.

YO, I’m crying laughin!

LAAAAAAA LAAAA LA-LA WAIT TIL I GET MY MUFFINS RIGHT!

I had to. Tears, real tears.

I will leave y’all with this.

someone help me please. these tears just keep falling.

*they all get follows*

I LOVE ALL OF YOU

THESE COMMENTS ARE SO QUALITY LMAO
A+ FOR EVERYONE

She don’t believe in shooting stars,

but she believes in toffee bars,

pastries with cream compartments,

mixers from the store’s department,

Sunbeam the best to stir shit,

I’m more of a fan of the immersion one 

Order the standup, handheld together

straight out the pages of William-Sonoma

And they baking so evenly

why can’t cakes always be this easy?

Kitchen’s warm but my fan is so breezy,

Timer goes off like ‘where are you yeezy?’

Try to modify an old recipe,

add a little splash of vanilla extract, see?

It adds a nice zing,

Cool 45 minutes before you put on icing

image

I… I forgot about this post lol

I love tumblr

we bakin up a brand new pastry
add a little cream to it
whip it better than anybody you ever seen do it
bake at 380
add some icing to it
this cake nasty as hell, what did you do to it?

no one cake should have all that flour
it shoulda cooked about another hour
start siftin & add some baking powder
little debbies is much better than ours

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT FLOUR!!!!!!!!!

art is prophecy: a profile of IDA director Jeff Chang

stanfordartsreview:

image

by KATIE SALMON 

The first question that crossed my mind when I met Jeff Chang was: How does a Chinese-Hawaiian prep school kid from the islands with a hipster-esque fashion sense become one of today’s preeminent hip-hip scholars and activists? 

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I care so much I’m sick.
Ray BradburyFahrenheit 451 (via savingsweetness)